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The Broadway Barbarian

from Nowhere Else to Feel Rotten by Cheddar Road All-Stars

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lyrics

The Broadway Barbarian
by Barry Dickins/ Danny Walsh

Oh he boasted tow-rope arms
Had a mighty back on him
Scratches on his hairy shoulders
From the claws of screaming children

And he crossed his ivory card
While kids wept in his dreadful chair
For all the rotten ones were doomed
before your gore just went everywhere

You just had no say in what he done
He’d charge your Father a Guinea each
Pulled all your teeth out, one by one
Till you had no bloody teeth!

Mr Bertram,
The Broadway Barbarian!

Chewing bloody cotton wool
Our spirits felt so poor
A mouth of silver too much to bear
Spat out all our ‘filluns’ in Reservoir!

Radioactive zombie processions
where the gravel lawns are mowed
with blood dripping from gummy chasms
Oh how we glowed in Borrie road!

Impossible to eat your tea
a lemonade-straw-from your mother
swearing you’ll never eat another ginger nut
But Aspro…you want another!

Take a rainy stroll down Broadway today
But keep your eyes down in the gutter
Like a miner panning for his luck
You might find our little bits of silver.!

Mr Bertram,
The Broadway Barbarian!

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from Nowhere Else to Feel Rotten, released November 16, 2019

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Cheddar Road All-Stars Reservoir, Australia

The Cheddar Road All-Stars project is a collaboration between Reservoir-based songwriters Leo Francis (The Rechords), Cat Canteri (Kutcha Edwards), Justin Bernasconi, Danny Walsh (Danny Walsh Banned) and Emma Peel (PBS FM), and prolific Australian playwright and long-time Reservoir resident, Barry Dickins. It also features an array of special guest performers. ... more

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